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quotes[0]='3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." '

quotes[1]='A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can\'t make me a better boy, don\'t worry about it. I\'m having a real good time like I am." '

quotes[2]='After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." '

quotes[3]='I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord\'s Prayer for several evenings at bedtime. She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer:"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us from E-mail.'

quotes[4]='One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'

quotes[5]='A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping.'

quotes[6]='Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You\'re not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why?  Who\'s going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They\'re hushers." '

quotes[7]='A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait." Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!" '

quotes[8]='A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?" '

quotes[9]='A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn\'t know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'

quotes[10]='In church, my two-year-old and I were sitting toward the front, close to the Christmas tree. The tree was decorated with Chrismons, symbolic of the Christmas story. Katie noticed a golden curved M, which represented Mary. In her best child\'s voice she pointed out to me, "Look Mommy, burgers and fries!"'

quotes[11]='One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can\'t, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy\'s room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."'

quotes[12]='A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.  Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. "Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy\'s voice, he answered: "I think it\'s Adam\'s suit!"'

quotes[13]='"What was Jesus\' mother\'s name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus\' father\'s name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n\' Mary."'  

quotes[14]='A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?".'

quotes[15]='Dear Pastor, I\'m sorry I can\'t leave more money in the plate, but my father didn\'t give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven'

quotes[16]='Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won\'t be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago'

quotes[17]='Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance. Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota'

quotes[18]='Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston'

quotes[19]='Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron'

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